Saturday, September 30, 2006

Reading - A How To Guide?

Read an excellent piece by Nick Hornby titled 'How to Read'. I'm a huge fan of Hornby's writing, and I love his combination of dark humour and excellent characterization (IMO, anyway). His books are funny without being superficial, and I love that. So much, in fact, I'm ready to forgive him his Arsenal fan status. And this article only reinforces my belief that Hornby knows his readers.

He starts of discussing our (almost) pathological need to slag certain books and authors off. For me, V.S Naipul is one of those authors as is Kazuo Ishiguro, and for the life of me I cannot see why anyone would enjoy the God of Small Things. That apart, this is what really stood out for me:

We often read books that we think we ought to read, or that we think we ought to have read, or that other people think we should read (I'm always coming across people who have a mental, sometimes even an actual, list of the books they think they should have read by the time they turn 40, 50, or die); I'm sure I'm not the only one who harrumphs his way through a highly praised novel, astonished but actually rather pleased that so many people have got it so wrong.
I love his honesty, by the way. I definitely feel very smug when I've read something the whole world and its uncle has recommended, and I come out feeling distinctly underwhelmed. The Line of Beauty is an example.

More important though is the 'ought to read'. I do this all the time - I look at the Booker shortlist and Pulitzer nominees, not to mention the Orange Prize, and I make a conscious effort to read those so-called 'good books', even if I knew that I would not like them. I read them because they are 'worthy' and as a bibliophile I am expected to read them. A while back I became totally overwhelmed with the sheer volume of what I could read, and as a result, the first thing I cut out was pulp, stuff like Robin Cook and Ken Follett. (I have to say I don't miss those).

Again, Hornby puts it incredibly well:

I am not particularly interested in language. Or rather, I am interested in what language can do for me, and I spend many hours each day trying to ensure that my prose is as simple as it can possibly be.

But I do not wish to produce prose that draws attention to itself, rather than the world it describes, and I certainly don't have the patience to read it. (I suspect that I'm not alone here. That kind of writing tends to be admired more by critics than by book-buyers, if the best-seller lists can be admitted as evidence: the literary novels that have reached a mass audience over the past decade or so usually ask readers to look through a relatively clear pane of glass at their characters.)

I am not attempting to argue that the books I like are 'better' than more opaquely written novels; I am simply pointing out my own tastes and limitations as a reader.

To put it crudely, I get bored, and when I get bored I tend to get tetchy. It has proved surprisingly easy to eliminate boredom from my reading life.

And boredom, let's face it, is a problem that many of us have come to associate with books. It's one of the reasons why we choose to do almost anything else rather than read; very few of us pick up a book after the children are in bed and the dinner has been made and the dirty dishes cleared away.

We'd rather turn on the television. Some evenings we'd rather go to all the trouble of getting into a car and driving to a cinema, or waiting for a bus that might take us somewhere near one.

This is partly because reading appears to be more effortful than watching television, and usually it is; although if you choose to watch one of the American HBO series, such as The Sopranos or The Wire, then it's a close-run thing, because the plotting in these programmes, the speed and complexity of the dialogue, are as demanding as a lot of the very best fiction.

One of the problems, it seems to me, is that we have got it into our heads that books should be hard work, and that unless they're hard work, they're not doing us any good.

I find, taking my steps in the adult world of actually having to work for a living, that I have less and less time to read. This is in part due to the fact that I am attempting to read books that are hard work. So even though I begin reading it, its extremely slow going, because after getting home from work, what I want to do is watch TV (especially since there is such a plethora of good programming on), or in my case, download episodes of my favourite shows and watch them on Scheherazade (my laptop, for the two people who read this blog).

Of course, this is an incredibly personal choice to make - which book to read. One person's opaque may be another's accessible. Like Hornby says:
I am not trying to say that the book itself was the cause of this anguish. I can imagine other people racing through it, and I can certainly imagine these two people racing through books that others might find equally daunting.

It seems clear to me, though, that the combination of that book with these readers at this stage in their lives is not a happy one.

If reading books is to survive as a leisure activity - and there are statistics that show that this is by no means assured - then we have to promote the joys of reading, rather than the (dubious) benefits.

I would never attempt to dissuade anyone from reading a book. But please, if you're reading a book that's killing you, put it down and read something else, just as you would reach for the remote if you weren't enjoying a television programme.

Your failure to enjoy a highly rated novel doesn't mean you're dim - you may find that Graham Greene is more to your taste, or Stephen Hawking, or Iris Murdoch, or Ian Rankin. Dickens, Stephen King, whoever.

It doesn't matter. All I know is that you can get very little from a book that is making you weep with the effort of reading it. You won't remember it, and you'll learn nothing from it, and you'll be less likely to choose a book over Big Brother next time you have a choice.

And then he rakes the media over for their part in fostering the need to feel intellectual by reading 'good' books:

'Indeed, the carriages are full of people exercising their intellects the full length of their journeys. Yet somehow, the fact that millions daily devour thousands of words from Hello!, The Sun, The Da Vinci Code, Nuts and so on does not inspire the hope that the average cerebrum is in excellent health. It's not just that you read, it's what you read that counts.'

This sort of thing - and it's a regrettably common sneer in our broadsheet newspapers - must drive school librarians, publishers and literacy campaigners nuts.

In Britain, more than 12 million adults have a reading age of 13 or less, and yet some clever-dick journalist still insists on telling us that unless we're reading something proper, we might as well not bother at all.

But what's proper? Whose books will make us more intelligent? Not mine, that's for sure. But has Ian McEwan got the right stuff? Julian Barnes? Jane Austen, Zadie Smith, E.M. Forster? Hardy or Dickens?

Those Dickens-readers who famously waited on the dockside in New York for news of Little Nell - were they hoping to be educated? Dickens is literary now, of course, because the books are old.

But his work has survived not because he makes you think, but because he makes you feel, and he makes you laugh, and you need to know what is going to happen to his characters.

And that, gentle readers, is why we should read: not because it makes us feel like we're intelligent, but because it gives us pleasure. Don't be apologetic if you loved the DaVinci Code, or if you couldn't care less about The Brothers Karamazov. If its hard work, it may be worth it, but if its hard work and you hate it, well, this isn't your job. You really can just choose to not read it.

And on that note - comment, and then go read.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

"Champions" League

A lot has been written about the alleged "championship" or not of the UEFA Champions League. When Liverpool won the year before last there was some debate about whether a team that is not doing well in its domestic league should be competing in a tournament desgined for Champions. It was a similar story with Arsenal last year. There have been several years where a team has not won a domestic trphoy for years but has managed, by finishing 3rd, to compete in what is meant to be the most prestigious football tourney outside of the World Cup. (Yes, Real Madrid, I mean you.)

While the debate has merit, and by all means should continue, I say stuff the politics and lets talk about what really matter: the football. Last night was awesome - great games, great goals and a welcome return to form for some of my favourite players.

Take the Real Madrid v. Dynamo Kiev game (Ok, so I have a soft spot for Real. Doesn't mean they didn't deserve to come out of their funk). There were two old-timers (it feels ridiculous to call thirty year old guys that, but that's how cruel the game is) who were both under-pressure, so to speak, to perform, and who scored two goals each. I'm just over the moon about Raul, because,well, he's pweety.

Take a look at His Gorgeousness:


(Though there are other things: such as how loyal he has been to Real, regardless of how he's been treated by the fans at times, and how much of a downturn he's been having of late)

And, my team won. ManU beat Benefica 1-0, to a Saha wondergoal really. And how good was Cwisitiano? Take that, you Portugal-hating fiends.

I must say I'm worried about Sheva though. He's been upstaged bigtime by Drogba, and it was supposed to be the other way around. I thought Chelsea's having two massive stars would be bad for the team, (which thought made me extremely happy), but while they haven't set the world alight they haven't been bad either. Its just been bad for poor Andrei, who it seems is missing Milan. Milan are certainly missing him, if last night was anything to go by. Even Kaka couldn't do anything about it: chance after chance after chance and they wasted it ALL.

On the flip side Arsenal had that man Henry to thank for their 2-0 win over Porto. Guh. Guh. Guh. Also, I don't want to like Messi. But I have to, he's too exuberant and unbelievably talented. Damn you, talented Argentine! Damn You!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Yes!!!!!!

I want to Squeeeeeeeee like an overexcited fangirl, because my favourite show, Veronica Mars, is back! And I've seen the first episode of season 3!

I literally had to pinch myself a few times to believe that yes, the show was back and yes, I was watching it. Amidst all the excitement about LoVe (for people who have yet to acquaint themselves with the genius that is this show, its the central romantic relationship, Logan and Veronica) being An Actual Couple, and Veronica in college, I had almost forgotten in how much danger this show is of being cancelled, though the season premiere should really get all those Gilmore Girls viewers hooked. And y'all reading this? Go, watch. Beg, borrow steal or whatever, but go watch this coz it is, 100%, one of the BEST shows on TV, ever.

I love the new credits, its so noir and much more in keeping with the tone of the show rather than the One Tree Hill type thing we had going before. And Jason gets second billing! He totally deserves it.

I also really liked the episode which had enough of a balance to keep new viewers from turning off out of confusion and keep old faithfuls interested. I didn't expect too like Piz, but I do, though he's a little blah. Hopefully they'll develop the character, coz right now he's just a lightweight.

Loved, loved, the "Nice Shirt" line from Logan. He was much calmer and more introspective this episode and I like that, though I miss his snark. I want more of his snark. The MOTW was light, but interesting, and I really enjoyed that the guy who played Lucky also played the TA. Tina rocked as well, and its so great that she's a regular now. I loved the interaction with her and Veronica. (Veronica: "Women. Bitch, Bitch, Bitch". Hee) Also the last bits, with Veronica a little tipsy - its good to see her with a female friend and her and Mac play really well off each other.

But the best thing about the episode, by far, was the Dick and Logan scene. Awww, that Logan. He really knows how to be a friend. See Duncan? This is what you were supposed to do last summer. Kudos to Ryan and Jason for pulling that off so well.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Hysterical Laughter...

...At:

1. They're making a film version of Atlas Shrugged.

2. Anjelina Jolie is cast as Dagny Taggart.

3. Russia 3-2 United States, Davis Cup; Europe beats USA to win Ryder Cup; And this is on the heels of loss in the World Basketball Championship. Team USA? Not so much.

4. Jason Bateman and Zach Braff. Give them a show together, people! HBO, are you listening?

On Another Note, I am indescribably happy and excited about the impending release date of The Prestige. I loved, loved the book, and while I know that the film is an adaptation and not a faithful copy, I have every confidence that Chris Nolan will do his namesake justice. His fabulous cast (Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale and David Bowie as Tesla!!!) and his track record with Memento, Batman Begins and even Insomnia (which was so much better than the reviews suggested) have raised my expectations sky-high. I also want to watch the Illusionist which starrs Edward Norton and is based on a similar premise. Need to watch Half Nelson and Little Miss Sunshine.

Other things I am excited about include: Wentworth Miller and Prison Break (whose pilot I watched last night), the Season 3 premiere of Veronica Mars, and finally getting my hands on Black Swan Green.




ETA: This is why Wentworth Miller is my new imaginary boyfriend (Sorry, Gale.)



Monday, September 25, 2006

Superman Returns, but with a Whimper

I finally watched the long-awaited (and long-released) new installment of Superman yesterday. Let me begin with a few general observations: Superman, as a very non-angsty superhero with only one real weakness has always been my least favorite. He doesn't have the darkness of Batman, or the everyman quality of Spiderman. Also, we're supposed to believe that glasses can make someone look so different that you wouldn't recognise them without it. That said, I was looking forward to this film for two very good reasons, one being that Bryan Singer (who did such an excellent job with the hugely enjoyable X-Men films and more importantly made The Usual Suspects) was directing; and the other was that Kevin Spacey was playing Lex Luthor.

IMHO, Lex Luthor has been one of the worst essayed villains in mainstream media. He is after all a very interesting villain, a real match for Superman, perhaps the only source of angst that the 'Man of Steel' really has. While in the initial films Gene Hackman played the art, he did so tongue in cheek and refused to be bald for the role. See this post for more whingeing about that. Anyway, the very thought of Kevin Spacey being this obviously evil gave me goosebumps and I just could not wait to watch the film. But then lukewarm reviews and financial crises came along and my priorities quickly re-arranged themselves.

Casting a relative unknown was probably a good idea, but Brandon Routh looks so much like Christopher Reeve that its somewhat discomforting. But that isn't the biggest casting mistake: Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane? Really? What was Singer thinking? Especially considering the absolute lack of chemistry she has with Brandon Routh, and how much of the film hinges on them looking like star-crossed lovers. ("Destined to be together" as Lois says to Clark at one point).

Very early on Lex tells Kitty (Parker Posey!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!) that technology is the cornerstone of civilization and that whoever controls technology controls the world. This thesis is a little too simplistic IMO for an evil genius such as Lex Luthor; however, since the scene doesn't, thankfully, get buried in armfuls of exposition, I'm willing to forgive it.

The tone of the film is very serious from the beginning, one gets the feeling that Singer is aware of all the expectation from the film and is very consciously trying not to offend any fanboys. As a result, the movie gets bogged down by its own sense of history and in attempting to rescue the franchise from the mess it was left in after the disaster that was Superman IV, 19 years ago, in 1987.

The movie begins with Marlon Brando reprising his role as Kal-El's aka Superman's father from well beyond the grave. In a nice but obviously crowd-pleasing touch, Eva Marie Saint has been cast as Superman's earth mother (5 minutes into the film and I wanted to go and watch On the Waterfront instead). So Superman has been away for five years, and in the meantime Lois has a son and won a Pulitzer for an article called Why the World Doesn't Need Superman. Obviously Superman is hurt by this 'betrayal'. Cue FlightofAngst, and don't worry if you miss it, it happens a lot during the film. (Of the 2 1/2 hours of running time this movie has, perhaps forty minutes is just Superman flying about to overwrought violins, keeping mankind safe. In these sequences the camera lingers over Routh lovingly, inviting us to admire his square-jawed prettiness. For some reason he also spends a lot of time flying about as if he were on an imaginary cross, and I'm sure I'm not dreaming the Christ allusions).

The central plot is amazingly disappointing for someone with Singer's vision. Its the garden-variety try-to-enrich-myself-and-I-don't-care-if-millions(oops, billions)-die thing. Spacey is never given a chance to have fun with the Luthor character, and as a result he is never bone-chillingly scary either. There is one scene, though marred by, you got it, exposition, where Luthor is telling Lois about his plans for world domination, which is truly fantastic (atleast, Spacey is fantastic) and that's because he lets Luthor go. (This reminds me, however - the kid playing Lois' child does nothing but stare creepily at everyone around).

Nothing much happens, except the world gets used to Superman's being back and being saved ona daily basis by him again. In a particularly cheesy sequence, The Daily Planet's central masthead (a globe) is about to smash a few hundred people into dust, but Superman saves them by giving Jimmy the most perfect photo-op: Superman, with, literally, the weight of the world on his back.

The movie is dull, portentuous and over-inflated with its own sense of reverence. Perhaps before the Spiderman and Batman films, this would've passed for a decent superhero flick, but now the standards are so high that anything less feels like an immense letdown. It ends set up perfectly for a sequel: the problem is, after sitting through what feels like hours on violins and FlightsofAngst, one will have no patience to see it.


Saturday, September 23, 2006

Apocalypse, Now

There have been several signs today (already, at 11.00 AM) to indicate that the Day of Reckoning may be around the corner. To begin with, I out-woke my alarm and woke up a full 15 minutes before it went off. And I did not suffer the temptation to go back to sleep. That is itself was not worthy of doomsday thoughts, but then, I sat down to read the paper and in today's Hindustan Times was an editorial by Barkha Dutt I actually liked. And agreed with.

Further adding to my prophecies of impending catastrophe was the fact that I did not ancounter one idiot with no road sense on my way to work, and for a change, driving was fun instead of You, you absolute, b***ard, and OMIGOD, who the hell gave him a license.

Then, the freakiest thing of all: I open my mailbox and I have no spam. No penis enlargement offers, no viagra at unbeatable prices. So, truly scared, I am left to ask:

WTF is up with the Universe??? I don't want to die today!!!!!!

Friday, September 22, 2006

Little Annoyances

Is it just me, or is anyone else completely over the whole "I love my Dad" thing Abhishek Bachan has going? In the beginning it was sweet, and now it seems like I can't turn around without some protestation of admiration from son to father. Yes, we know you looooove him and that you think he's the best and all that, but I DON'T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT IT EVERY-FRAKKIN-DAY! Talk about something else already!!! Not only am I, in general, sick of Abhishek Bachan's face EVERYWHERE, he has to go and be this way.

And why oh why do the Indian newspapers and television channels persist in referring to the July 11 blasts in Mumbai as 7/11? Are we American? Do we, as a general rule, write the month before the day? Have we adopted a whole new standard for writing dates and I am only just finding out? Or is it just a part of the me-too syndrome that seems to be overriding our newspapers and channels that, God Forbid, will soon look more like Fox News than anything else.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

I'm Apoplectic

From Wired News:

Don't Get Too Far Out on Google iTV Rumors
Topic: Software

There has to be a rumor contradiction to Occam's Razor -- The more wacky a supposed leak is, the more likely that every blog in the galaxy will confirm it as fact.

Such is the case with the story emerging today that Apple might give Google Video a way to stream to iTV. (The article through the link consists of a lot of What If? scenarios. Interesting, but fact.)

Now, it's not that this is an implausible rumor -- far from it -- but it's too focused on Google itself. I wouldn't doubt that Apple will make the iTV able to stream video from YouTube and many other streaming video sites, too. That's the piece of the equation that would make the Apple juggernaut able to compete with cable -- the ability to change the channel.

But this is not the solution to the age-old mystery of Google + Apple = ZOMG! For that, I think you need to the much, much less sexy rumor that Apple will be using Google AdWords at the iTunes Music Store. Which is a no-brainer and hugely beneficial to both players. Exclusivity for streaming on the iTV makes no sense for Apple.


Eeeee!

I'm so excited by the very thought that these two companies could end up collaborating on something! Even something as mundane as AdWords. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Though how it slipped under my radar that Eric Schmidt was appointed to the board fo Apple is beyond me. I'm slipping. This is not good, its a sign of the impending apocalypse.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Yes, I'm a Geek

So this is how geeky I am? Fairly well balanced, if I do say so myself.

Your Geek Profile:

Academic Geekiness: Highest
Movie Geekiness: Highest
Music Geekiness: High
Geekiness in Love: Moderate
Internet Geekiness: Moderate
SciFi Geekiness: Moderate
Fashion Geekiness: Low
Gamer Geekiness: Low
General Geekiness: Low


This was the third of the posts. There are not going to be any more tests unless I get very very lazy. Which, of course, will never ever happen. What? Me, lazy??? Denial is a river in Egypt.

Blogthings - How Geeky Are You?

Blogthings - How Sarcastic Are You?

My Validation: I'm A Snark Master!

I'm trying to make up for all the times I have NOT blogged. This month. Oh, alright, this week. And I'm totally not taking the easy way out by posting three tests in one day.

Nah, not me.

You're Totally Sarcastic

You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.



Warning: Fangirl-ism Ahead

So, inspired by S ka blog (its just too awkward to say, S's, no?) I am paying homage to the hottest gay man in Pittsburgh, Brian Kinney. (What? You say he's fictional? Lalalalalala, I can't hear you, lalalalalalala). Gah, Brian. How hot are you?

Anyway, while drooling over gay men may not be the best way to actually go and find a straight one, I can excuse myself on the grounds that I. Totally. Get. It. I understand now why men are all, ooooh, two women making out... ooooh, that's so hot. I love QAF for making sure I know that. And I love Ang Lee for making it mainstream-ingly cool (whatever the hell that means) to want to watch 2 men making out. Make that 2 hot men. (Though I totally do NOT get the whole Jake Gyllenhall thing. He's creepy. Has anybody seen The Good Girl?)

So, Brian. I like to think that if you had met me, you'd become straight just so you could be with me. I mean, you have to be atleast a little bit bisexual - and I know I'm not the only one who thought so, if all the Brian-Lindsey or Brian-Melanie fanfiction is anything to go by. Not that I've read any of those, or anything.

No Sirree.

ETA: This is what the fuss is all about...

*Melts in a puddle of drool*

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Washington, here I come. Or not So much.

I really wish NYC was in that list, coz then I really would read this as a sign of God. Talk to me, Please. Tell me what to do.

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Swansong

Fittingly, Michael Schumacher won his last Grand Prix in Italy, at Monza, hallowed Ferrari ground. When one looked at Jean Todt's face when he crossed the line in first place, almost in tears, I knew that Michael was retiring.

Formula 1 will lose its spark without him. I wish him all the best in whatever he decided to do (LDM says he has a role with Ferrari that will be announced at the end of the year).

I wish I'd had a chance to see him race from the pits, but thank God I went to Monaco.

I'm going to go cry now.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Counting Down...

... to Sunday after the Italian GP. It is widely speculated in the Formula One paddock that Michael Schumacher is to announce his retirement. The more I read the more conviced I become that he is, indeed, going to hang up his helmet. The thought makes me nervous and teary - I know he has to retire some day, and its been a hard decision. Its also his right, and his decision. But as a fan, I want a chance to say goodbye, I want to go to a race next year and know that this is my last chance at watching him race.

It can't boil down to three races at the end of a 15 year career. Please Michael. Stay for another year.

Also, coupled with the fact that McLaren has yet to announce their line-up, and with Ron Dennis' uncharacteristic praise of Michael over the last week or so, I have hope (albiet very little) that Ronzo has a rabbit in his hat. Michael and Alonso in the same team! Nah, that is truly in the realms of fiction. But I can't help hoping.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Goodbye, Andre

So Andre Agassi's farewell at the US Open came to end today against a Benjamin Becker (no relation). He's certainly not been my favourite player over the years (though I confess to starting to root for him after his association with Steffi Graf), but I found myself wishing (hoping, praying) that somehow this would be a fairytale and he'd go out having won this thing. It would have been a fitting goodbye to a 20 year career.

Ofcourse, things are never that wonderful. Its sad to see someone who has given as much to tennis as Agassi go out lumbering, in pain, in the 3rd round of the US Open, if front of thousands of adoring fans. But it also highlights his impact, and his greatness. That he peservered, despite his age, his physical condition and his obvious pain is a testament to what separates the good players from the greats. He tried, and did his best, and it was apparent to anyone who bothered to watch. And then, when it was all over, he bid the world of tennis adieu. There was nary a dry eye in the Arthur Ashe stadium. Including mine. (Though I wasn't lucky enough to be at the Stadium)

So Goodbye, Andre. Wish you all the best in the future. And Thank You very much.
Like someone's banner said,

Legends Never Die

P.S. If, in a week, the other retirement is announced, I cannot imagine what I will feel. If this has moved me to this degree... what will it be like when he calls it a day?